Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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Observation: Sherlock is wearing his bed sheet.
Deduction: Sherlock sleeps naked.
Posit: Sherlock is only wearing the sheet to Skype. He usually wears nothing around the house.
Sherlock walks around the house wearing only a sheet, potentially maybe even less.
Sherlock often doesn’t seem to notice whether John is actually around or not.
If you were prone to bouts of partial or full nudity that you didn’t want anyone to witness, you’d pay more attention to the location of your “flatmate” to prevent embarrassing mishaps.
I infer from this that Sherlock walks around in this state whether John is in the room or not.
If you’re going to be so obvious, then why not say that Sherlock walks around naked all the time? Pff.
I’ll go a little further with the observations, if I may:
Observation #1: At the point we enter the conversation, Sherlock already has his laptop open in the kitchen and has made himself a cup of tea or coffee. Inference: he was already talking to John via Skype before temporarily going back into the bedroom.
Observation #2: When he comes out of the bedroom he has nothing in his hands - nothing that he might have been going back to retrieve. Also, John feels embarrassed. He must have gone back into the bedroom to cover himself up with a sheet, then, probably at John’s request.
Observation #3: It doesn’t seem too early in the day and yet Sherlock seems sleepy. Obviously he was up rather late, then. (That drink is probably coffee not tea).
Observation #4: John was in Dublin the previous day. Since he’s somewhere rural now and it’s probably still morning (unless Sherlock was up really late) it seems unlikely he’s been back to London yet.
Conclusion: Sherlock had the laptop in the bedroom with him (no doubt because he was talking to John in Dublin late into the night after going to bed). His sleep was interrupted by news about a new case - on learning where the crime scene was he contacted John to send him to the location. He then went back to sleep, then once John was at the scene he woke Sherlock up again via Skype. Sherlock, needing coffee, got up without bothering to dress, carried Skype-John into the kitchen, talked to him while strutting about naked making coffee before finally giving in to John’s pleas that he go and cover himself up. Because late at night is one thing, but mid-morning on a crime scene with a bunch of police officers looking over your shoulder at your naked flatmate is another.
oh my christ
BEST POST EVER.
I will reblog you. I will reblog the heart out of you.
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The most arousing gender swap. Ever.
and the most accurate.
I just orgasmed!
(Source: v1v13nn3, via nowtheresaspoilerforyou)
leaving you behind
means
if I lose you, it will at least be on my terms…
(via fuckyeahdanno)
And then Captain Jack in the Avengers and Captain America wondering if he got frozen too and Jack just laughs and says it’s a bit more complicated than that and Steve is just like, what’s more complicated than that.
And then Jack hits on Steve for the first time in 70 years and Steve is actually happy to hear it because this is his old buddy.
yes exactly ;_;
SOMETHING THAT HASN’T CHANGED
STOP IT. I’M HAVING FEELS
NEED!
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Everybody noticed? Today is day of birthday of Tony Stark! =D
Happy b-day Mr Stark :)
YAS TONY GET DAT BIRTHDAY SEX
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. STARK <3
WHOOP WHOOP GUYS LETS HAVE A FRICKIN PARTY
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In which Ten and Donna drop in on Thor’s coronation.
(Source: assvenger, via nowtheresaspoilerforyou)
Wait, is… is RDJ a nerdfighter?
(Source: rdj-herpderp, via nowtheresaspoilerforyou)
Do you remember when we met
in Gomorrah? When you were still beardless,
and I would oil my hair in the lamp light before seeing
you, when we were young, and blushed with youth
like bruised fruit. Did we care then
what our neighbors did
in the dark?When our first daughter was born
on the…
JUST PRESS PLAY
I made this for obvious reasons
Mycroft cares about your education guys this is important
Katie.
Katie.
Katie.
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I watched American Idol for five minutes last night and caught the most amazing/hilarious performance of all time. Amazing is an understatement really. I’m going to rewatch this fifty times now.
this is some opera amazing shit right here
I actually got chills.
Glee AU | In which Brittany, Santana and Mercedes reform the Troubletones and head to LA to try to make it as a girl group, while Brittany films their journey for an online webseries documenting the struggles they face trying to make it in the industry as women of color, different sizes and/or sexual orientations
I would watch the shit outta that!
(Source: mylittlefaith, via ileliberte)
“Peter Parker could have been an Avenger if he had shown up during the big battle. Unfortunately, his teacher wouldn’t let him out of class.”
[Headcanon Submitted bu GeekGal]